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Post  DracoRukario on Fri May 21, 2010 12:56 am

Mozillo wrote:...be advised that you may be scarred mentally for sometime, etc etc.

Sheepkilla wrote:Just beware for titles that you don't know anything of.

Wow all this sounds pretty scary, but it's kind of hilarious how you guys are putting it. Razz
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Post  Whillikers on Fri May 21, 2010 1:37 am

It's all normal to us you see Smile

Anything disgusting you can throw at us, we'll eat it up and make jokes Very Happy

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Post  DracoRukario on Fri May 21, 2010 2:13 am

I've never been one for disgusting or perverted jokes, but I do like some of those dead baby jokes. Ever heard those? At my school they're the big thing that's replacing "yo mama" stuff.

That's the kind of humor I like, cruel or satire. Smile
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Post  Whillikers on Fri May 21, 2010 6:14 pm

Ah yeah I've heard those!

They used to be just bad, like "How many babies does it take to paint a house.... Depends on how hard you throw them."

Now they're just awful, like

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What's harder than pitchforking a baby to a wall.... My penis when I'm doing it
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Post  DracoRukario on Sat May 22, 2010 12:37 am

Whillikers wrote:"How many babies does it take to paint a house.... Depends on how hard you throw them."

Haha, I've never heard that one! I love the bloody ones... of course, not to be offensive to mothers or anything. Shocked

It's all in good fun. Razz
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Post  Mozillo on Sat May 22, 2010 2:23 am

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a beaten baby?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do Madaleine Mccan and a submarine have in common?
They're both thousands of feet under water and full of seamen...

They're good, but eventually they get repetitive...

I prefer jokes like:
When I was in High school I never got any girls. One girl texted me saying "Come over to my place, there's no one home.". I went over to her place, there was no one home.

Oh the lulz!
A man walks in a bar, ouch.
A fish swims into a wall, damn.
Two men walk into a bar, you would've thought the second one would've seen it.
etc etc etc. Obviously the last 4 not being gruesome and about small children, OH OH OH!
What's red, white, black and red?
A Polar Bear in a nunnery!

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Post  DracoRukario on Sat May 22, 2010 4:05 am

Nice ones! Very Happy

Here's a few I know that you might think are funny (bet you already heard them)... Razz

I was going to the clairvoyants' meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.

It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?"

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.

Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
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Post  Whillikers on Sat May 22, 2010 12:09 pm

The first two of those are awesome XD

I have a few anti-jokes...

They're funny cause they're not funny Very Happy

A man walks into a bar, he's an alcoholic and it's pulling apart his family......

What's worse than biting into an apple and seeing a worm..... The Holocaust Smile

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Post  Mozillo on Sat May 22, 2010 12:10 pm

Mmm, Chemistry jokes!

What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.

The i said to the Pi, "Don't be so irrational." the Pi returned with, "Oh, GET REAL!"
(^ that one is one that may not be gotten by a few people ^)

Bungee Jumping is just suicide for indecisive people.

I wish I could be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes!

If you were a concentration gradient, I'd go down on you!

Q: if both a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska fall into the water
which one disolves faster?
A: The one in Alaska because it is Polar.

What weapon can you make from Potassium, nickle and Iron?
KNiFe.

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Post  DracoRukario on Sat May 22, 2010 2:16 pm

Wow Mozillo you were all over that subject! I liked the DNA and knife jokes the best Laughing

Oh and our science club's T-shirts had pi and i symbols saying to each other "be rational" and "get real." They must have heard that one. I almost forgot what i was for a second there.

The only one I didn't get was the one about the concentration gradient. Question

And Whillikers, what the heck were those?! XD
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Post  Mozillo on Sun May 23, 2010 10:07 pm

Concentration gradients are to do with Diffusion. I don't think it makes any sense in terms of science, it just sounds sexual...

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Post  DracoRukario on Mon May 24, 2010 4:04 am

Mozillo wrote:Concentration gradients are to do with Diffusion. I don't think it makes any sense in terms of science, it just sounds sexual...

Oh I see... Razz
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