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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:34 am

And I'm an alcoholic Sad

"Hi Joe!"

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:41 am

I'm a....



LOOOOOOOOOOOOL *taunts with booze and then runs away*

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:43 am

NOOOOOOOOOO Come back, oh sweet life-giving nectar, why do you taunt me Sad((((((((

*Cries and hugs empty beer bottle*

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:44 am

*runs back in and smashes empty bottle*

HAHAHAHAHA! That will teach you to drink.... ETHANOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:45 am

What......what about.............................................................................Cider :O

Surely that will work Twisted Evil

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:46 am

That's my urine... In a bottle....
Or moose urine...

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:46 am

Oh!

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing!

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:48 am

Mega... ew....

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:50 am

Were you drinking apple juice Chris?

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:53 am

Sad no... the AJ is all gone.... like the rum... WHY IS THE RUM (AKA APPLE JUICE) ALWAYS GONE

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:53 am

Because Pirates stole it :O

Gettum!

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Post  Kamatari on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 am

Cuz you drank too much of it like alcoholics drink too much alcohol.

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:56 am

No alcoholics drink the right amount!

You all drink too little >Smile

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:56 am

awww.... But it is sooo tasty that a glass of it lasts about 1 second... then My brain freezes


(HOLY QUANTUM PHYSICS!!! BETHANY!)

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:58 am

She came to impart wisdom on those unfortunate enough to be addicted to the good liquid!

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:00 am

Moose Urine?

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:01 am

Obviously not!

Beer!

And chris urine!

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:03 am

you mean Apple Juice? (to my Urine)

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:04 am

No you just drank the apple juice and it passed through your system!

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:05 am

Or I drink so much Apple juice... that the big ol' concentration of it made my urine 99.9999% Urine and 0.0001% Blood....

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:08 am

and 100% good ol' OJ!

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:09 am

EWWWWWWWWWWW OJ!!!!!!!!!!!!! That tastes like.... icky....

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:11 am

Tesco Finest OJ!

It's the only one I'll drink Very Happy

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Post  Mozillo on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:14 am

Tesco Apple Juice!!!!!!!!
Or
Tesco Red Grape Juice!


Don't think I've had the finer things of life....
Life being Tesco.... don't joke... it will be true....

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Post  Whillikers on Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:16 am

hey Aldi and Lidl are cheaper!

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